Joke of the day

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.

The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue.

My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time. When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; knowing he would have a good one. And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his reply.

"Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."

She's back

Ami Cusack is back on Survivor. I am so excited to see how she does this time around. I want to her to win.

This tree rocks. What an imagination.

Merry Christmas to all my blogging friends.

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?

So, here’s how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that’s playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don’t lie and try to pretend you’re cool…


Opening Credits: Vanessa Carlton - Thousand Miles

Waking Up: Meatloaf - Paradise By The Dashboard Lights

First Day At School: Ciara ft Missy Elliott - 1, 2 Step

Falling In Love: Sarah McLachlan - Possession

Fight Song: Shania Twain - Man! I feel Like A Woman

Breaking Up: The Righteous Brothers - You've Lost That Love And Feeling

Prom: Backstreet Boys - Incomplete

Life: Shania Twain - From This Moment On

Mental Breakdown: Trapt - Headstrong

Driving: Rascal Flatts - Fast Cars And Freedom

Flashback: Chevelle - The Red

Getting Back Together: Gary Allen - Right Where I Need To Be

Wedding: John Michael Montgomery - I Love The Way You Love Me

Birth of Child: Simple Plan - Perfect

Final Battle: Pinmonkey - Barbed Wire And Roses

Death Scene: Bryan Adams - Cuts Like A Knife

Funeral Song: Cake - I Will Survive

End Credits: Kelly Clarkson - Behind Those Hazel Eyes


Just something fun to do. It really hit on all mine perfectly. Strange how the songs hit in the right place. Creepy!!

Life Survey

Body: L A S T
1. Friend you saw: Karen
2. Talked to on the phone: Cheryl
3. Text: my girl
4. IMed: Cheryl

T O D A Y
1. Wearing: PJ's
2. Better than yesterday? Yes

T O M O R R O W
1. Is: another fresh start
2. Got any plans: ride along with mother-in-law on her job
3. Dislikes about tomorrow: work

F A V OR I T E
1. Number: 9
2. Color: purple
3. Season: Fall

C U R R E N T L Y
1. Missing someone: nope
2. Mood: In a great mood
3. Wanting to: play some cards

Q U E S T I O N S / A N S W E R S
Q: first thing you did this morning? hit the snooze button

Q: Do you have anything bothering you? My sons school

Q: What's annoying you right now? nothing right now

Q: Do you support long distance relationships? Yes

Q: Is there a person who is on your mind right now? my partner

Q: Do you think that that person is thinking of you too ? Yep

Q: Where is the last place you went? Walmart

Q: Do you look like your mom or dad? My mom, but I dont think so anymore

Q: Do you smile often? Yeah, unless someone makes me mad

Q: Choose one to have (love, beauty, creativity) Love

Q: Do you wish upon stars? Everyday

Q: Are you a friendly person? Yes

Q: Who's bed did you sleep in last night? mine

Q: What were you doing at 9 last night? watching T.V.

Q: When is the last time you saw your parents? my dad on Sunday

Q: When was the last time you cried? today, because my manager pissed me off

Q: Do you get angry easily? yeah

Q: What were you thinking about before you went to sleep? to much stuff

Q: What song are you listening to right now? Dierks Bentley- Come a Little Closer

Q: Rate life as of right now 1-10. 7

S A D S E C T I O N

01. Have you ever really cried your heart out?
yes

02. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?
yes

03. Have you ever cried on your friend's shoulder?
thats what friends are for

04. Do you cry when you get an injury?
oh yeah, if it hurts for sure

H A P P Y S E C T I O N

01. Are you a happy person?
I try each and every day to be the happiest that I can be

02. What can always make you happy?
playing cards

03. Do you wish you were happier?
Im good

04. Is being happy overrated?
never

05. Can music make you happy?
Defenitly

L O V E S E C T I O N

01.Anyone besides your family ever said they loved you?
Yeah

02.Have you ever told someone you loved them?
yes, everyday

HATE SECTION

01. Who do you actually hate?
I dont hate anyone, but I do dislike a few people

02. Have you ever made a hate list?
no

03. Are you a mean bully?
no

04. Do you like George Bush?
Do not like him with a passion

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